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It's funny how big of an impact u hv on me. It's like when I see u, u don't even hv to speak all u can do is smile & it can make my day & that's how I remember my reasons 4 loving u

Q: Why does not law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Do not take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.

If you never want to see a man again, say: I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children - they leave skid marks.

Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser &
superman wears it over the trouser.

A man can kiss his wife good bye.
A flower can kiss a butterfly.
Wine can kiss a frosted glass.
But u my friend can kiss my heart!
so the world needs YOU after all!